I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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