Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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