Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
love makes seman taste better
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doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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