Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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