I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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