whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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