We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
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Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
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Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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