question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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