Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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