At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
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You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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