they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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