Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
We need to get me chipped asap
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
