The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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