I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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