can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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