Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
someone owes me an orgasm
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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