I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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