Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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