Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Bring me that man meat
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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