Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I forget how to act sober
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