I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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