His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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