doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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