I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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