So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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