is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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