Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
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