You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
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They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
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Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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