I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
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you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
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Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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