My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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