You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
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I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
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So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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