I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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