Me too!
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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