Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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