I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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