Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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