people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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