That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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