Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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