So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
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You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
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You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
My life is pants optional.
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