Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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