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Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
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