Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
even my farts smell like vagina
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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