super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
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I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
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I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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