Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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