if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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