D3 body, D1 cock
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I need to align my fucking chakras
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