You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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