we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I have demons in me.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
home. puking in laundry basket.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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