So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
you told grandpa to call you daddy
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Randomize
