the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
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Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
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If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
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Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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