is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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