And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
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