She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
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You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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