just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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