I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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