I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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