I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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