no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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