I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
this is an emotional support booty call
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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