new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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